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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck, if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.. do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him. No matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong honey I love you!
His wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks your hot, and asked if we had any Vaseline, I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey..I love you too.

不怎么好笑。。。
面朝大海,春暖花开

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一塌糊涂

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伴凉菜用的!
一点沧桑、稍许忧郁、点滴怀旧

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月光肯定知道凡士林是做什么用的!!
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呵呵
这就是美国人的笑话啊?

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看过另外一版英文版的

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呵呵看过中文的

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转给我干嘛!!!

凸--_-凸
一点沧桑、稍许忧郁、点滴怀旧

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啊。楼上的都看懂啦~我看不懂……
生活就像hand job,一切都要靠自己的双手
爱情就像blow job,只有尝过了才知道味道

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