xiaofeim

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在做什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒做什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing....? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
妻：沒做什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候

xiaofeim

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