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作者: xiaofeim 时间: 2008-10-14 14:24 标题: Marriage

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
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A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.'
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!' Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. '

作者: 醉卧孤烟 时间: 2008-10-14 15:22

Louzhu, do you mind help us for translating the essay into Chinese for we all can not understand foreign language.

[ 本帖最后由醉卧孤烟于 2008-10-14 15:29 编辑 ]

作者: 月光不锈 时间: 2008-10-14 16:50

lou zhu ,ni neng bu neng bang wo men fan yi xia ma

作者: 心如夸父 时间: 2008-10-14 17:00

Read
Marriage or not marriage, it is a question.

作者: 找不到服务器 时间: 2008-10-14 17:54

floor pig,can you fanyi success central culture good not good?

作者: 太平盛世 时间: 2008-10-14 20:11

原帖由 找不到服务器 于 2008-10-14 17:54 发表
floor pig,can you fanyi success central culture good not good?

看了两遍才懂，强！

作者: Anne 时间: 2008-10-15 01:16

A friend said that the marriage is under siege.

作者: dmd216 时间: 2008-10-15 07:07

Marriage is a very complicate process...

Good or bad, depends....

作者: 浩浩融融 时间: 2008-10-15 09:23

JUST piaoguo....................

作者: 细食 时间: 2008-10-15 11:19

猫多里!你能帮俺端杯四切切哇,三克油啦

作者: 兰儿 时间: 2008-10-16 16:57

yy de luntan bian yingwen ban le

作者: 兰儿 时间: 2008-10-16 16:57

and pingyin

作者: Anne 时间: 2008-10-16 17:14

作者: rockguy 时间: 2008-10-17 22:06

回复搞笑的～～～

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