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作者: 回音猪    时间: 2008-10-14 11:26     标题: joke

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck, if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.. do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him. No matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong honey I love you!
His wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks your hot, and asked if we had any Vaseline, I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey..I love you too.
作者: 秋之私语    时间: 2008-10-14 11:59

。。。。。。。。。。

已阅,转发月光~~~
作者: 醉卧孤烟    时间: 2008-10-14 12:11

凡士林拿来做什么用?
作者: Anne    时间: 2008-10-14 12:21

同问!
作者: 七七_    时间: 2008-10-14 12:55

好象是起润滑作用的
作者: 找不到服务器    时间: 2008-10-14 13:15

啊。楼上的都看懂啦~我看不懂……
作者: 月光不锈    时间: 2008-10-14 13:41

转给我干嘛!!!

凸--_-凸
作者: Mallon    时间: 2008-10-14 13:54

呵呵看过中文的
作者: Anne    时间: 2008-10-14 14:01

看过另外一版英文版的
作者: 0000    时间: 2008-10-14 14:13

呵呵
这就是美国人的笑话啊?
作者: 醉卧孤烟    时间: 2008-10-14 15:31

月光肯定知道凡士林是做什么用的!!
作者: 月光不锈    时间: 2008-10-14 15:56

伴凉菜用的!
作者: 太平盛世    时间: 2008-10-14 20:15

一塌糊涂
作者: 兰儿    时间: 2008-10-16 16:42

不怎么好笑。。。




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